I'm Dad. Carina is Mom. Emma is our daughter. This blog is about us, the funny side of life here in our little world. Let me give you an idea of what I mean:
Emma: (walking through Home Depot's plant section) C'mon, mom, let's go to the forest from China!
Emma: I like my room. It's so beautiful.
Carina: You like your room?
Emma: I like the planet!
Mike: (to Emma) It's time for the percolator!
Emma: That ryhmes with escalator.
Mike: What rhymes with escalator?
Mike: What did you do today, Emma?
Emma: I put Mary and Jofus in the stable.
Mike: You put Mary and Joseph in the stable?
Emma: Yes, Mary and Jofus.
Mike: Joseph, say jo.
Mike: Say seph.
Mike: Say Joseph.
Emma: I like the animal puzzle. It's so soft, and so animal!
Emma: (Walks in to the office) Play with me, Daddy. Play with me please. You can stand on your hands. You can hang by your knees!
Emma: Baby Santa misses his Mommy!
Carina: All your dolls have been abandoned by their parents.
Emma: Parents? What are parents?
Emma to a bird and penguin toy - Bird: I'm a bird, I can fly. Want to come fly with me, penguin? Penguin: I can't fly, Mr. Bird. I'm a penguin, and I have flippers instead of wings. I can swim! Would you like to come swim with me instead? (I really can't make this stuff up, she actually said all that)
Mike: Emma, is that your little Nativity house?
Emma: Yes! It's my titty house!
Mike: Carina, I called you three times, from 2 feet away and you never responded.
Carina: What?!? My phone never rang!
Mike: I used my voice. . .
This is our life, the funny bits.