Sunday, January 30, 2011

This just in!

The World Wildlife Federation has just announced that

Snow blowers across the tri-state area are being put on the endangered species list.
Our correspondent in the field reports:
"Retailers haven't seen young snow blowers in months.  It seems none are being born.  The weather is just too bad for them to flourish."
One resident of Branchburg, NJ states:
" All the snow blowers I have seen have been worked practically to death.  We're looking at a real crisis here."
With snow on the horizon again and early estimates calling for another 2 feet this week alone, there doesn't seem to be an end in sight.

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