Emma walks into our bedroom this morning.
Emma: Is it time to get up?
Mike: No, Emma, it's not 7am yet. You have to go back to your room until the clock says 7. Can you do that?
(Emma starts crying.)
Emma: I don't want to go to my room, Daddy.
Mike: It's not 7 yet. You have to stay in bed until 7.
Emma: (Crying loudly, but fakely) Ok, Daddy. (starts walking from the room) I'm crying , Daddy. I'm crying. I'm SO upset, Daddy. I'm SO upset.
Mike: (Trying not to laugh) I know, Emma.