Monday, February 28, 2011

Heartless

Emma: I am going to be a circus!
Mike: You are?

Emma: No.  I'm going to be a doctor.
Mike: Oh, ok.
Emma: Can I listen to your heart?
Mike: Sure, Emma.
Emma: (Using a string of beads as a stethoscope) I don't hear anything.
Mike: Are you saying I don't have a heart?
Emma: Yes.

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