Mike: Oh my god, I love that idea so much I'm going to start looking for costumes right now.
Carina: If you're Aang I can totally pull off Toph.
Mike: (after searching a bit) Hey, I could also pull off Ken from Street Fighter. I already have the red gi.
Carina: If you do Ken, I'll do Chun Li. Now that I've lost some weight, I'd be ok doing the costume where her massive thighs stick out. (Carina looks at a picture of Chun Li and then looks down at herself.) Actually, now that I think about it, my thighs are kind of small to pull off Chun Li.
Mike: Carina, EVERYBODY'S THIGHS are too small to pull of Chun Li! 400 pound women don't have thighs big enough to pull off Chun Li.
Carina: (I have the best husband ever!) So then if you're Aang, and I'm Toph, then what would Emma be?
Mike: Appa!
Carina: No, we should make Zen, Appa.
Mike: He would totally let us add another fake leg and be moping around the house with the outfit.
Carina: Yeah, Emma should be Momo!
Mike: Do they have little kid Momo outfits? I doubt it.
Carina: Yes they do!
Mike: Hmmmm...we're going to have to have a Halloween Party this year, just so we can wear these outfits.
Carina: And if we go to those cons like the crazy people, we can wear them year round!
As one of the crazy people, I highly approve!
ReplyDeleteIf you need any help, I'm an experienced costumer. I can provide reference material if needed. Sounds like a lot of fun.
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