Small Print

Emma : Ma B can you play with me?
Ma B: Not right now , we have to go get my new glasses.
Emma: Why do you need new glasses? 
Ma B: So I can read the small print better.
Emma: Oh, that's ok, we can can play big!

S H O W E R

Mike to Carina: Does Emma need a S H O W E R? (I spelled it out)
Carina: No.
Emma: No, I took a bath at Bella's.
Mike: (Looking incredulously at Emma) Emma, what does S H O W E R spell?
Emma: I don't know.

Beautiful Brain

Emma: I think the rails of this toy should be wood.

Carina: What?

Emma: The rails of this toy should be wood, not plastic.

Carina: Why?

Emma: Because if it were wood, it wouldn't break if I dropped it.

Carina: I love your brain.

Emma: My brain?

Carina: You have a beautiful brain.

Emma: Yes, it's full of flowers.

How Lucky Am I

Carina: I love you.
Mike: I love you too.
Carina: That's awesome.