Picture This!

Megan: Miles, what do you want to take a picture of? Miles: I don't know. Megan: Why don't you take a picture of Juniper's butt? (Megan points at Theresa who is holding Miles' little brother, Juniper) Miles: Then I can take a picture of Juniper pooping on my camera! Megan: Ummm, no.

Christmas never ends!

Emma: Are those presents for me?!?

Carina: No.

My little gamer in training

She's actually doing fairly well, when she goes in the right direction.

How many bites?

Mike: Emma, you need to sit down and eat your dinner.
Emma: How about two more bites?
Mike: How about 7 more bites?
Emma: How about 8?
Mike: Done!

Santa was so funny!

Emma: Santa was so funny!
Carina: Why?
Emma: Because he was talking but his mouth wasn't moving!

More Christmas song reimaginings

Emma: Rudolph the dead nosed reindeer had some very shiny toes!
Carina: Did you say shiny toes?
Emma: Yup!  Shiny Toes!

Wonderful

Emma: He is getting wonderful all over himself.

Rudolph the two-nosed one not glowy reindeer.

Emma loves Christmas music.  One of her favorite holiday tunes is Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer.
Here is the version of it that she sang for me in the car this morning.  I'll bold the important changes for effect.

Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer had another shiny nose! And if you ever saw it, you would never say it glows.  All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names.  HEY! It's not nice to call names!