Taxes

Carina and Emma are in the bathroom in the morning getting dressed and ready for the day.
Emma looks pointedly at the toilet, then at Carina.
Emma: Mommy, are you going to do your taxes?

Shaken Not Stirred

Lately, I've been making shakes in the morning for breakfast.  The concept of the blender is new to Emma and she doesn't like it because it's so loud.  Every morning I use the blender and every morning she runs out of the kitchen with her hands over her ears.  The she comes back in the room and asks...

A Riddle.

Emma and Mike were playing in the yard.  Mike was walking around working on the yard. Emma walks up into his path, crosses her arms firmly and plants her feet.
Emma: Stop! You can't pass!
Mike: Why not?
Emma: You have to answer my ridlle!
Mike: A riddle? Ok. What is the riddle?
Emma: What has wings and black feet?
Mike: A Raven?
Emma: No! A Black Dragon! You can pass now!
Mike: Thanks!